Just some things that need to change

I don't have a lot of time since I'm using the hotel's computer (because I can't access the internet on my computer unless I want to pay a nice little fee. And by little, I mean a ridiculous amount), but here are a few things that need changing:
- hotels that charge for wireless or internet access. I'm just saying, that's sooo not cool (not pointing any fingers.....)
- kids' size portions of ice cream. I went to Bella Creamery (inside of Bellacino's) and ordered the kid size ice cream. Um, what kid is supposed to eat this much ice cream?! (This also happens at Marble Slab). Although I am ecstatic about getting the most for the least amount of money, I'm just saying, really, you want a kid to eat half a pint of ice cream?
- bad guys in the movies that have perfectly white teeth. Not that you can't have white teeth and be a bad guy, but it really doesn't make you that believable. Because all I can think about is how white your teeth are and not how villain-y you are... I'm just saying....

"Vacation" has been great! But like the last bite of yummy ice cream in a waffle cone, it's done! Sigh.