I say the darnedest things!

So, sometimes I say really off-the-wall things. I've talked about this before. Don't know why, that's just how it travels from my brain and out my mouth. If I were maybe 10 years old or younger, it would be really adorable. But I'm not... So, while reversing out of a parking spot one day with a friend, I noticed that the car behind us was also reversing and it looked like we would crash into each other. So I said, "Stop! That car is backing up too". Appropriate right? Just kidding. I actually said, "Rewind! Don't do it". Hey, they pretty much mean the same thing. My friend pointed out that even if I said "reverse" instead of rewind, it still wouldn't make sense. This also brings to memory the time I drank that really really really sweet sweet tea and exclaimed, "whoo! That'll take the hair off of your chest". Because people have hair on their chest?.... The real saying is that it'll "put hair on your chest". And lastly, today, in which I said to my friend that the car was "dove-tailing", when I really meant "fish-tailing". Other things I've said: "It's tell-thirty right now. The store will be closing soon" and "I'm going to have a post for every day of the year. Yep, 375 posts". Don't worry, for anyone interested, I will be publishing a dictionary later this year that defines what I'm really saying.

Wendy's twisted oreo frosty thing. It was pretty good.