While I was out at Walgreens today, I came across "Dad of the Year". His two year old was running around in the parking lot when he wasn't looking. He promptly responded with a "GET THE F*CK OVER HERE". A two year old... So of course I immediately didn't like him. And then they got in the car and he backed out of the parking lot.... and threw his wrapper out of the car. So he litters and curses at his two year old? He sucks. But he reminds me that I'm lucky to have my mother and our relationship.....

     Also at Walgreens, I spent an insane amount of time buying toothbrushes (which I absolutely DO NOT need). But I got a good deal. So you know what? Don't be surprised if you get toothbrushes as part of your next gift.

    Breyer's waffle cone "dairy dessert" today (what is a dairy dessert and why doesn't it say ice cream?). Much better with cake in it.