Lessons learned at the water park

First, let me say that a water park is one of the top 5 places to do awesome people watching. With that said, let's talk about the water park and what one can observe while at one:
1. If necessary, find food wherever you can (meaning, pick your nose and eat what you find, like this 10 year old I saw. Cause you know, boogers that have been sprinkled with chlorine tastes way better than original flavor).
2. How you pack (anything) is very important. Whether it's glasses and plates or it's your ham and cheese sandwich. For future reference: the sandwich goes on top of the ice bag so that when it melts, your sandwich doesn't act like a paper towel and soak up all the water.
3. If you don't want the car next to you (i.e. us) to turn down their music and roll down their windows so they can listen to you (and talk about you) belittle and yell at your husband for walking faster than everyone else, then fight quietly.
4. Nobody cares about your bathing suit or if you look good in it. So if you think you look good in it, then flaunt it and be fabulous! We do however, care that all of you stays in your bathing suit....

Oh gracious, I had sooo many yummy desserts today! The best though: Ben & Jerry's!