May 8, 2010
The Holy Spirit told me to go to Winn-Dixie
Well really what happened was that I lost my wallet that had my license and credit card in it and the last place I remember seeing it was at Winn-Dixie. How to handle the situation in 10 easy steps: steps 1-4: search everywhere, including random bathroom drawer(cause hey, it might have jumped in there), call cousin and make him search his car, call credit card company and cancel card, call Winn-Dixie, describe wallet to employee and have him tell me he hasn't seen it. Step 5: go to Winn-Dixie and search parking lot hoping that it would be randomly lying on the floor. Step 6: Beg Winn-Dixie employee to look again. Step 7: Leap around store exuberantly. Step 8: Thank Jesus. Step 9: Call Winn-Dixie employees liars, but in a 'grateful, you found it' kind of way. Step 10: Realize that you wouldn't have gone to the store to "look around" if you hadn't been prompted by the Holy Spirit.
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oh that Holy Spirit! Such a rapscallion!
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first of all, you need to know how excited i was that you searched for my blog and didn't wait for me to send it to you. then you need to know how my readership increased 200 percent. ha! Thirdly, I approve of the use of fun words, please add definitions and thank you
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