July 30, 2010

Back up off me homie!

While at Publix today, I was minding my business looking at movies at the blockbuster kiosk when Mr. I-don't-know-what-appropriate-space-is, stood behind me... pacing. So what did I do? What every passive aggressive person does, continues looking through the movies but at an even slower pace just to keep you waiting. I do the same thing for people who get too close to my car bumper. Because you think being super close to me is somehow going to make me speed up? Oh no, I slow down. Back up off me homie!

I just ate dinner. Partly because I started "cooking" late and partly because I can't cook and was scared to eat it. Just be happy you weren't invited over to "enjoy" it with me....

Edy's chocolate peanut butter cup fdd

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